mitski-miyawakis:

colorofinsanity:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

d e s t r o y e d

that was so savage he endured two extra stages of grief

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zackisontumblr:

unorthodox-views:

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

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zkhtr:

i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere

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despazito:

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mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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foxy-mulder:

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

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athamei:

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psychomentats:

gingerkyuketsuki:

n-haught:

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

“do not mistake composure for ease”

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

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musterni-illustrates:

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

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memes-r-memes:

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zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

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powerfrog:

being in my pajamas all day is like

8am: hell yeah i dont have to change

12pm: damn im so comfy

12am: why am i so depressed

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